wine stoppers

[James Richard Tyrer]

Uwe Bonnes wrote:

> James Richard Tyrer <tyrerj at acm.org> wrote:
> : Richard Spandit wrote:
>
> :> Doug & Cheryl <crumpuppy at adelphia.net> wrote in message
> :> news:3ACCF102.44F8791E at adelphia.net...
> :> > Please stop by and check out the Wine Stopper Shop. Hundreds of Hand
> :> > Painted Pewter Wine Stoppers and Cones. We also carry the complete line
> :> > of "Guardian of the Stomp " and the Looney Tunes Collection along with
> :> > Gem stone and Stainless Steel Stoppers and Pourers.  Hundreds to Choose
> :> > from......
> :>
> :> Um......
>
> : But, they don't have penguins.
>
> How do you want to make wine from penguins?
> Squash and ferment them?
> And only Linus uses penguin pee to bless new kernels...
>
> :-)
>

Did you look at their site?

They have very fancy bottle stoppers with animal heads -- but no penguin heads.

JRT